Review: Doxy Wand Vibrator

Oh Doxy, how I want to love you. Your sleek, simplistic design, intense vibrations, and buttons so large even my Grandma would be jealous. You’ve spent the last few years stuck in the toy box, more down to my lacking sex life than anything personal.

Today however, today is your day, Doxy. Your soft, somewhat squishy, PVC head now has a few marks where other toys have brushed up against you and stained your non-porous surface. I sulk slightly for not taking better care, but at this size what storage bag could hold you? If I’m being really honest though, I never really liked the grey colour of your head anyway, so I’m not really too fussed.
A quick check of the Doxy website shows I could upgrade to a silicone head for £14.99, but at my own risk. The thought of ripping your head off seems a little harsh at this stage, however I always prefer silicone toys so maybe watch your back. Is it worth the risk of perhaps breaking it completely though? Still, maybe.

Plugging in the Doxy is super easy, even though my plugs are on the other side of the room. It has a 3m cord which is long enough to reach where I need to get it to go, and not too long that you end up adding some accidental rope play into your session.

I make sure to check whether the neighbours are out before I switch you on to avoid later questioning on whether a boeing 88 flight was taking off from my bedroom. I knew how noisy you were, but still I’m so used to having to share the house with others that I still can’t mentally adjust and relax with loud toys, no matter what extra vibration they bring. There’s no one around though, the flight path is clear. As I increase the vibrations I do wonder whether I should have checked next door but one also? Focus, ffs.
The Doxy seems to turn on at around 70%ish vibration, so when turned down to the lowest setting of around 3000rmp it hits you like when you’ve been driving 60mph and slow to 30.

Sadly I realise the Doxy is really getting me in the mood. Try and think sexy thoughts damn it. My whole area is vibrating and I like how I can easily increase the intensity by applying more pressure too, but I can’t do anything else. My fingers can’t reach around the Doxy, and my arm is beginning to ache. I’ve heard the stories of others orgasming almost instantly, but I just can’t seem to get the vibrations to pinpoint where I want them. The head is too big for my liking. On my own, I’m just not a fan, and switch to a bullet vibe instead to fix my frustration.

Doxy have since released the Doxy Number 3 which looks like it would tick all my boxes! Smaller head, it’s sillicone and has attachments!

Where the Doxy seems to come into it’s own for me is with a partner. This gave it a wider range of angles and ability ro reach different areas, plus no more aching arms for me! Maybe my partner using it on me and the thought of forced orgasms helped too. I could feel the Doxy was going to make me squirt. I prewarned and laid towels on the bed. Within 30 seconds of trying again I had squirted all over and soaked through 4 layers of towels and the duvet cover. FML. I can’t even remember when I last squirted. So, the Doxy has that going for it. Negative side: more washing.

I’ve since tried again several times on my own, even daring the task with the neighbours in (I’m just vaccuming, okay?), and everytime can only think about how the vibrations must be sending me numb. I try the pulse mode, which took me a while to work out (hold down the power button when you turn it on), which was, well, alright. I hand it to my parner, OH WOW OH MY GOODNESS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I manage to say all at once whilst squirming suddenly under his power, he shows me nonchalantly, I repeat the action myself just as he did, nothing. Clearly, I am not worthy of the Doxy, it works best in the hands of others.

Doxy Massager Wand
3.5/5

£89.99
TLDR; Too big personally for solo play, enjoy it almost too much for partner play. 

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  1. Maybe I should get one for guests?….. Sadly I don’t have guests that often

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